Mountain Ma and Pa

O, so much ter do
So much ter be done!
The work’s never through
An the work ain’t much fun.
No thanks fer yer labor
No pay fer the job"
Jest "What’s fer supper?"
"How bout corn-on-da-cob?"
Ya mop an ya sweep,
Ya dust an ya shine
Then turn around
And what do ya find?
His shoes on the floor,
His coat on the chair,
His rear in the couch,
An his feet in the air!!
So ya kick off yer shoes
An ya throw down yer broom"
An ya wink at yer ole man
So he’ll make ya some room!
This is why Ma and Pa have been married 25 years.